Wowie thanks my dude ✨

fearhospital:

*drops knife on the floor seductively* oh nooo ;) *kicks it towards you* oh noo! how reckless of me *lies down in a vulnerable position* oh noo looks like im pretty open for being stabbed here!

boarboy:

Everyone in naruto: hold on stop fighting a minute I think my backstory might be sadder than yours

yungmethuselah:

Why can’t overly attractive people show some fucking compassion and not stand right next to me in public? I got my Unique Look & Rough-Edged Intrigue shit going on. You come stand too close and people start realizing I’m just an economy class werewolf in a nice jacket. Keep your poreless HD ass away from me.

blunder:

“I want that ‘have you seen the way he looks at her’ kind of love.”

— (via praznina-boli)

rottensugar:

all i think about is sex and how i’m going to die

black-operations:

sext: im going to make you cry and you’re going to thank me for it

goldenpaint:

i hope you find someone that matches your capacity to love

inkerton-kun:

radical-illusion:

“to love unconditionally does not mean to be a fool.”

— Unknown (via kushandwizdom)

greenwithenby:

I love video games because they let me play out my wildest fantasies, like being able to improve myself, being valued by others, achieving goals…

mellarkish:

i hate when old people say tattoos are a waste of money like debra you have an entire cabinet dedicated to expensive plates nobody is allowed to use

beyoncescock:

IS IT JUST ME OR DO U GUYS ALSO FEEL LIKE UR GONNA EXPLODE FROM SO MUCH FEELINGS INSIDE OF U

capacity:

I can never get angry at terrible service because I find it so relatable… You hate your job and your life and your boss and the customers you deal with and you don’t wanna be here because it is slowly killing you…. Understood. im sorry !